an e-mail i got from sister #3 this morning:
Jodi,
I had the weirdest dream last night that you were getting married. (That’s not
the weird part) The weird part was that it was Friday when you told us and you
said you were getting married on Saturday (the very next day). We were all in
shock because it was so soon. You were mad because we didn’t act “Happy”. We
never even met the guy before and you wouldn’t let us see him until the wedding.
When I was helping you get ready you had all this crazy stuff in your apartment
like duffel bags of flowers from him and you laid them all on your bed. You had
this picture of him and you, but it was just from your eyes up and and you both
had really yellow cat-like eyes and big bushy eyebrows. It was really crazy. I
just thought this might make you laugh or maybe even help find your dream man.
If you see a man with bright yellow eyes and bushy eyebrows…..don’t let him
get away.
busy eyebrows = bad…
don’t let him get away, but for pete’s sake, teach him how to pluck…
or “bushy” eyebrows even… sheesh… you’d think i could proof read a comment as lame as that don’t you…
but, can’t you see. . . i have bushy eyebrows too! it’s destiny or something.
mickmars thinks you need a vacation. and a juicer.
mickmars is most definitely right. i do need a vacation. but where would i go? the juicer, i am still not sold on.
well, no i didn’t know you had bushy eyebrows…
Hmmmm, I have bushy eyebrows, but no yellow eyes.
Juicers are fun. I highly recommend getting one. I am as soon as I have some money.
whoops, sorry about the double post
if it gives you the internal server error 500, the post still posts. i dunno why it does that, and i am much too lazy to figure it out.
Well, I have only the bushy eyebrows, but I also pluck. Does one offset the other? Or make them worse? I can’t decide.
mickmars thinks tyson is correct. juicers rawk the m i c. and bushy eyebrows? forget about it. jay “the juiceman” kordich has the biggest eyebrows in the northern hemisphere. co-incidence? ha.
screw the juicer who is gonna be my bitch?
I’m not going up to Minnesota to be your bitch. It’s too cold up there. And didn’t we once establish that if you came down here that would in fact make you my bitch? And you didn’t want that.
I think I have everybody beat on the bushy eyebrows, so let’s just close the subject. 😛