i’m in a meeting. i think i’ve been in a meeting since about noon yesterday. it’s a great meeting that productive, which doesn’t happen very often. of course my favorite thing about meetings are the tangential conversations, and the quotes that come out of them. herewith i present you, my meeting notes:

“i used to scrunch socks like nobody’s business.”
“you’re like the nerdiest girl ever.”
“i think we need to talk about igniting the proletariat.”
“i think we need to talk about how mary was kidnapped my jesse james.”
“if we don’t sex this up, we’re idiots.”

i actually can’t wait to get out of this meeting and get home, because i have something i want to write about, but it cannot be done using only half my brain with the other half actually paying attention and contributing to the meeting. if i don’t pay attention and contribute someone will suggest that we put our ‘lids down.’ which when i heard it the first time i thought they were talking about taking off hats, but then realized they were talking about laptops.

yes, i really am this boring.