another possible first line for my short story

my mom didn’t like my crockpot. she called it the whore of babylon crockpot because it was red and not white or brown like a good Lutheran crockpot.

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2 Comments

  1. Kevin 02.Nov.05 at 3:05 pm

    Sounds like the beginning of a Lake Wobegon story, not that that’s bad or anything. My crockpot has FLAMES on it. It’s a heathen crockpot.

  2. UH 02.Nov.05 at 6:28 pm

    My crockpot is, of course, an uncouth heathen crockpot.

    That is, if I had a crockpot.