“and then tomorrow i get to have sex with mike doughty,” i said.
“exactly,” wolfdogg said.
“i am so excited for that,” i said.
“you, of course, are speaking of the kind of sex that happens with two people on opposite sides of a crowded room, right?”
“of course, is there another kind?”
and also, i present you some of my favorite doughtyisms (the non-soul coughing category, though i think one of them might have slipped in anyway):
? relentless hours dreaming of her smell
? so sweet my mouth was seared but words you mouthed were sweeter
? this kiss is home before the next exhaulation leaves
? the happiness stinks up the room
? sunken eyed girl don’t let me go, you are the whole world and you barely know it
? my plans spun all around, five years in the wrong, i am assured my name to you is just another word
? it’s all inside the wrist, it’s all inside the way you turn it, i resent the way you make me like myself
? i can give you the constellations, lay down here and we’ll count them all
? in a shimmy that sent her hips in a liquid piston motion to the floor, like cream shifting in a glass
That’s a pretty good kind of sex, even if the room isn’t crowded.
mr. doughty better damn well appreciate it.