1. last night in a fit, i got all my hair cut off. now i look like a big, butchy lesbian.
2. tonight my class starts, i can’t hardly wait.
3. i am wearing a yellow shirt.
4. it’s snowing, again.
5. nuhuh.
6. i’m a little angry with myself for not stopping to get a diet coke with lime on the way to work.
7. i’m already excited about a paul westerberg tour coming this summer sometime.
8. my back hurts.
9. my right shoulder blade itches.
10. starting tomorrow there will be less than four months until my birthday.
11. i forgot my one line so i just said what i felt.
12. artguy’s art opening is this weekend, i can’t hardly wait.
13. that is all.
14. one more thing, there are five blue post-its stuck to my computer with lists of stuff i’m not to forget.
15. and another thing i’m the mary, you’re the rhoda.