i appeared on the scene at roughly 9:45 a.m. see, upon digging into work at home i realized i had forgotten some crucial notes. so i had to go in, and besides there was a last minute meeting that i really wanted to attend rather than phone it in.

so into work i went. you would have thought it was the second coming of jesus or something. after answering the question, “what are you doing here?” 84 times, i threatened to send an all-company e-mail if they didn’t leave me alone.

but, now i’m home and lucky me i caught the UPS man just as he was leaving. now i am the proud owner of a black leather coat. it’s my first leather coat ever. i think i look all tough and sorta dangerous. of course i really just look like me in dead cow skin, but who cares.