after discovering that today was saturday and i didn’t have to work, i decided to go take a nap. it was an odd nap filled with tons of unconnected dreams. at one point i was taking an art class with kari and the evil munchkin. one day the art teacher’s brother came in. his name was doug and i think he was supposed to be like this uber-famous, super wonderful artist guy. i fell in love with doug immediately. he had a mullet. yet, i still fell for him. and he like me too, doug liked me.

then i had to go to the bathroom in the dream, and then i had to go to the bathroom in real life. so i woke up.