while waiting for the fourth person to show up for our meeting on monday, shawn, steve and i got to talking about the crop cirlces and the movie “signs.” this of course lead us to talking about life on other planets and i piped up with my whole theory on crop circles.
“the only way crop circles are done by aliens, is if there are a bunch of adolescent aliens stealing the space craft at night and coming to earth to tag us.”
“i see,” steve said, ” it’s graffiti– intergalactic vandals.”
“you know it’s true!”
at that point the fourth person joined the meeting so i couldn’t discuss my theory any further. not that there was anything more to my theory. but you know, there might have been.
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It could be product logos. Maybe they’re using earth as a giant advertising medium.
Given your knowlege of marketing, do you really think that given enough technology, our people would do the same?
Perhaps our planet is nothing but a gigantic “pop-up” button. For all we know, the circles could be alien writing for “Increase the size of your penis naturally overnight!”
(Not that I’ve ever seen any ads like that or been targeted by spam because of any small penis support groups/newsletters I belong/subscribe to or… oh… nevermind…)
Your theory fits in rather nicely with, I think it was Douglas Adams’, who wrote that the whole UFO/alien abduction/anal probing deal was just extraterrestrial hooligans screwing around with the less-advanced populus of Earth, ’cause they had nothing better to do on a Saturday night in the shitty end of the galaxy…