“i don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl. i want to get married and have nice bedding, no one has ever heard of Mrs. up-the-butt,” –my favorite line from the first four episodes of “Sex in the City.”
i’ve decided i must go to the store to get stuff to bake brownies. i really need me some brownies.
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I’ve been reading your journal posts, and loving them. They are funny, and often provide food for thought. It’s really amazing how much you and I have in common. There’s one key difference, though:
“i don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl. i want to get married and have nice bedding, no one has ever heard of Mrs. up-the-butt,”
While I agree it’s a clever and amusing line from Sex In the City, I disagree with the philosophy behind it (pun intended).
That sort of argument is based on the idea that kinky, naughty girls aren’t “nice”, ie not marriage material. It’s a common myth.
Many young male pals in college expressed their frustrations to me over finding a long-term mate, and when asked what they wanted, invariably they had a list of ‘contradictions’: beautiful and humble, innocent and smart, sexy and virginal, independent and submissive, kinky and monogamous.
When I pointed out that they were setting themselves up for disappointment by wanting mutually exclusive qualities, they usually got impatient and flustered. Then I asked, would it work if she were a talented actress who could *pretend* to be all these things? And after a stunned hesitation, most of them said yes.
So it’s not that there aren’t any Mrs. Up-The-Butts out there. Just that those of us who are, are very good at acting innocent and virginal. 🙂
I hope you don’t decide not to like me now that I’ve made a major confession.