most of my entertainment this evening has come from shimmying out of my pants. it’s pretty fun. if i stand still and wiggle my ass enough, they will fall right down off my hips. i don’t even have to touch them!

it’s not because i’ve lost that much weight, it’s just the pants are big and i’m wearing silky underpants. it’s not nearly as sexxy as it sounds, but fun nonetheless.

thank you for attending club easily amused. i’ll be here all week.