“Why are there so many women in this class?” “It was overwritten, boring, and I didn’t like it.” “I just didn’t care for any of it.” “Well, I’m not a woman so maybe women like…
Date Archives 2011
Everyone should just stop writing stories about offices now
If I had a dollar for every time I have referenced, linked to, or told someone about Daniel Orozco’s short story “Orientation” (which you can listen to right here, fast forward to about 50:45), I…
Full of bitch: Not for the faint of heart or thin of skin
I slept fitfully last night. My slumber plagued with bizarre semi-nightmares the kind that don’t wake you up in sheer terror filled with relief that you’re awake, but rather the kind that just make you…
Ode to Locker Loot
There used to be a store in malls all across this great land called County Seat. You probably can’t tell by the name but it was a store that sold jeans here’s a more accurate…
Like the biggest, best issue of Tiger Beat ever
I was so firmly ensconced in Team Ponyboy that when I saw the movie version of “The Outsiders” in 1985, my loyalties immediately set up in the C. Thomas Howell camp. In fact, it wouldn’t…
Somebody’s baby
Since today was Liam’s last day at Aunt Jodi’s Supergenius Daycare (a new nanny starts Monday), we decided to do it up big. There were slushies and cheese curds and lots of Ziggy playing and…