She’s funny. Which wasn’t wholly unexpected because her stories are funny. But it was reassuring. She was so funny that my nephew Max, who is going to be 11 in a few weeks, laughed. A…
Date Archives 2009
Crackpot Theory #37: 5 minute songs, 3.5 hour movies & 400 page books
Okay, I’m still working on this theory, but it’s been bubbling inside of me ever since I picked up Frank Portman’s Andromeda Klein. The book clocks in at something like 430 pages (I’d go look…
My mom threatened to tell the Internet on me
My mom is still struggling with Facebook. She kind of grasps the concept but doesn’t quite realize that you can actively read your friends’ updates without responding or updating yourself. Tonight, at Jaycie & Max’s…
I dream of words
Last night I dreamt I was at a party, or it might have been in class. It was a gathering of people of some sort. I can’t remember what we were talking about but during…
FTC disclosures, a list
So yeah, the FTC is getting in bloggers’ business and requiring them to reveal when they’re getting free gifts or cash for reviews. First of all, the FTC can blow me. Second of all, what…
Welcome to GFY week where there’s much to do & procrastination is king
Hi. I have a short story due (for the class that I love so much that if I had a penis I would sport wood from 6-8 every Wednesday) this week, which makes this an…