What’s your name? Nolan: Liam the very hungry caterpillar. Liam: No, It’s Liam. My name is Liam and I’m hungry all day because I have to get strong. What’s your favorite color? Liam: Uh, blue….
Date Archives 2009
Not Stardust or Marley or the cartoon guy
Oftentimes I am reticent to talk about family problems on I Will Dare. Inevitably, I will get some ill-informed, unasked for advice that will piss me off. Everyone knows that all families are psychotic in…
Rock & Roll June Book 2: Closer to rock snobdom
I have to admit The Rock Snob’s Dictionary: An Essential Lexicon of Rockological Knowledge was probably not meant to be read from cover to cover like most books. Really, who sits down and reads the…
$25, a cracker, and a nearly nine-year-old blog
I’ve been listening to Tori Amos’ “Silent All These Years” on repeat for the last forty-five minutes or so. It’s a delightful break from the repeated airing of Jackson Browne’s “Doctor My Eyes” and Neko…
The disorder that dare not speak its name
Dear 6 a.m. I have written many letters to your slutty younger sister 6:30 a.m. about how much I detest her. I didn’t think it was possible, but I think I like you even less….
Lamenting the lack of storytelling on the web
Once upon a time, in a land not so far away there lived a fairly-fair supergenius named Jodi. Jodi was your typical supergenius spending too much time reading books, watching horrible TV, and surfing the…