ok, so someone just called and said they were sending me something for my birthday (which is in a mere TEN DAYS AWAY). only they had a fake accent and i was blushing so furiously i didn’t know what to make of it. they said some shady individuals wanted to send me something for my birthday and that kind of scared me. so i said, uh NO! but then they promised it wouldn’t get me fired or kill me.

so yeah, i’m totally nervous. whichever one of you darling ones this was is in for a total ass kicking.