It seems only fitting that I spend my last few days of unemploymenthood watching the worst that TV has to offer while sporting pajamas. Of course, I’d have probably done that anyway but being sick gives me the excuse to do it guilt-free.

So far I’ve made it through an episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Scream Queens. After I am done slamming my face into a wall in an attempt to free my sinuses from my body I’m gonna head into Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

The good times are killing me.