1. I watch a lot of The N because they play Dawson’s Creek every morning at like 4. What I kinda dig about The N is that they play music videos between shows. At least I think they do. Whenever I watch a TIVO’d episode of Dawson’s Creek there are always videos tacked on to the end. Today I watched a Madonna and Justin Timberlake video. The last time I watched a Madonna video was probably 1989. This video is cool, and well, I gotta say it, Justin Timberlake is fucking hot. Like HOT hot. Also, I think Madonna is probably old enough to be his mom. Also this song 4 minutes is really awesome. Also, I this is the confession part, I rewinded it to watch the video three times in a row.

2. I had the making out in the kitchen dream, again. Only it wasn’t a kitchen this time it was my driveway. I am beginning to get creeped out. However, the only creepy thing is that the make-outee doesn’t look like how I know him now, but rather how he looked many many years ago.

3. I forgot what the third confession was going to be because I was entirely too busy watching that Madonna and Justin Timberlake video and too lazy to make up another confession.