It’s 1:16 p.m. and you sit down to a fine turkey sandwich for lunch. While eating your turkey sandwich you watch the latest Dawson’s Creek rerun and decide that after lunch you’re gonna clean the Fortress of Solitude that needs to be de-Tibbled. While eating lunch decide that you need a new printer because your $32 printer kind of bugs and prints everything crooked. Search CNET, Amazon, and Office Max for printers and try to figure out what the different is between a $50, $99, and $199 printer is.

While looking at printers check the GoogleReader. Send congratulatory e-mail to college-friend who got a new job and decide to leave a scathing comment on a blog you read. Chat with FFJ. List two bad books on Bookmooch, because there is no reason to keep bad books around. Decide you need to buy stamps right now. Dig the American Journalist stamps and wonder when stamps went up to 42 cents. Google stamp increase, learn nothing. Go see if Charles Bukowski’s Ham On Rye is on Bookmooch, it’s not.

Answer the doorbell and convince man with Southern accent that you don’t want your carpets cleaned thankyouverymuch.

Sit back down and peruse the new Loft catalog mentally list pros and cons of taking Vodo’s class this summer. Get frustrated with your indecision and sing Rocket Boy by Liz Phair over and over again. Read, but do not answer four new e-mails, including one from Maria who is in France at the moment. Remember that you were supposed to be buying a printer and go back to window shopping. Have odd sense of deja vu regarding this post. Try to remember if it will be good or bad if you actually publish this. Sit and contemplate deja vu. Realize it’s now two hours later and the Fortress of Solitude is still messy.