1. So I don’t have to work and can spend all my time talking about writing but not actually writing short stories.
2. To hire me an assistant to submit all the short stories I won’t be writing and to make me some popcorn.
3. He could use his money to hire an evil scientist who will invent a machine that can turn back time and it will be last Thursday and I can start over with having an entire week’s worth of time to write the short story that I’m currently not writing.
4. Booty on demand.