I have to work today. Like do actual work in exchange for actual money. Weird, eh? Of course I haven’t started yet, and I can’t decide if I should put on actual clothes to do actual work in exchange for actual money. My biggest problem though is that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is on and I can’t stop watching it. I tell myself after the Danke Schoen scene I am done. For real. Then I will work. For real.
Here’s the fatal flaw in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, wouldn’t Mr. Bueller recognize his son’s girlfriend even if she were wearing sunglasses? Come on! Ferris said he’s gonna marry this girl, surely his parents have met her a few times.