That there doesn’t seem to be any sort of ready-made, easy to eat chocolate in this entire house This weird lip zit I can’t seem to stop touching That I have no idea what in…
Date Archives April 2008
Grandma’s minion
Nolan was sitting on my lap, facing me. I was singing “Six Little Ducks” and had just gotten to the “quack quack quaaaaaccckkk” part which is my favorite. “Why don’t you got any kids?” he…
Today on Aunt Jodi’s Dance Party
Liam, Nolan, and I are upstairs in the Fortress of Solitude. I’m finishing up a freelance project that’s due today and they’re using The Joy of Cooking as a motorcycle ramp (right now the alien…
It seemed like a perfectly normal decision to me
She cocks her head to the side and looks up. “Is that. . . Blue Oyster Cult?” I jump from my chair and lunge for my bag. “Yeah. I changed my ring.” “To Blue Oyster…
Like a job in and of itself
Holy crap! It just took me an hour — AN HOUR — to apply for unemployment. That was like the most work I’ve done in months.
Typing at the Coffee Shop part II
I got here a little bit earlier than the rest of the posse so I could spend a little bit of time Writing with a capital W. However, I cannot write because I am too…