Sunday mornings are quickly becoming my favorite time of the week. I settle into the La-Z-Grrl with a jumbo cup of coffee and snuggle up with Bret Michaels. After watching this week’s episode I am pretty sure that this is the second best show on TV. Project Runway is first.

How can I tell? There are many reasons. First of all, when I watch these two shows, I fast forward through the commercials. I don’t fast forward through the commercials on any other show. Why? Because I am usually doing something else while “watching” them. But not Rock of Love. Oh no.

Second of all, because Bret Michaels says things like this:

I am looking to connect with a woman spiritually. Any woman willing to lick chocolate mousse off her own breasts, that’s a spiritual connection you can’t deny.

Oh and, there’s Frenchie who looks like a blow-up doll and when VH-1 adds subtitles so we can understand her, they spell them phonetically. And there’s a woman with an Ann Margret bouffant who is his age. The show is so awesome I cannot even quantify it. However, I can quantify that he said awesome three times this episode (compared to six last time) and turn on five times (compared to two last time).

You should watch this show.