Bedtime: 1:24 a.m.
Waketime: 7:25 a.m.
Goals for the day: lollygag, dilly-dally, lounge about, veg, slack, not wear a bra, figure out how to make a good cup of coffee, watch the Rock of Love marathon, and perhaps finish reading Richard Lange’s most-decent Dead Boys.
All the work for the past week has come down to this, no family, no gifts, no cooking, no showering, no getting dressed. I was gonna say no shopping, but then I realized that I had already shopped this morning. When I woke up I found a glorious Amazon.com gift certificate in my inbox. It took me approximately 4.3 seconds to spend it.
Hooey! This is Christmas vacation the way god intended it.