- I will always cry during the Sex in the City episode where Miranda’s mom dies.
- I won’t bore you with talk of my sudden, insatiable craving for hot dogs (the foodstuffs not the phallustuffs).
- After two more days, I don’t have to work for about 38 days in row. Okay, it’s really only 10, but it will feel like 38. Also, I don’t have to work on Fridays for the rest of the year. My promise to you? I will write about all those things I’ve been meaning to write about.
- At some point in our relationship I will creep you out by remembering some arcane detail that you told me once. It will make you feel like I am stalking you.
- I am not stalking you. I just have a good memory. However, I would stalk you if you lived on my way home from work. I have a strict “on my way home from work” stalking policy. It’s good for the environment.
- There is an actual movie on TV right now called “Malibu Stiffy.” (this, I have learned, is a lie. It’s called “Band Camp” and it features a movie called “Malibu Stiffy”)
- The first five minutes of “Malibu Stiffy” contain the James’ song “Laid.”
- At some point in our relationship you will utter the words “you can never tell what Jodi thinks/feels about something” or “tell us what you really think” and I will not punch you in the neck.
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we are so watching the same TBS channel right now….scary!
Something I know you can also promise: the BEST phone calls EVER. And I mean BEST. And EVER. Like seriously.
I STILL remember them with fondness and stuff. 🙂
I remember this one time at Malibu Stiffy camp…