The thing that upset me the most about not having cable and internet access was that I missed yesterday’s new episode of Rock of Love When I got home at midnight to discover that the…
Date Archives August 2007
Only in Minnesota
So apparently two hockey stars got married in Roseville over the weekend, and now it’s on People.com’s RSS feed. God I love this state.
Shredding a face melter
First the bad news, I’ve been without cable and internet access since 8 p.m. last night. I’ve called Comcast so often that they are now avoiding my calls. Bastards. Maybe if they didn’t lie to…
The Great Supergenius Bedroom Remodel of 07
Meet my soon-to-be new bed! Isn’t it the bomb? After much rigorous research and a year of indecision. I found the absolute coolest, most perfect bed ever put on this earth. Isn’t she lovely? Now…
Dry humping
MNSpeak on dry humping.
Supergenius vs. The Trees (or who stands talking to a strange man with a saw in his hand?)
Each morning as I approach the gates of Hell, Inc. I have to do a drunken bob and weave up the sidewalk to avoid getting scratched by the delightful crabapple tree that line the walk….