Gah. If I were capable of getting hard ons, this would induce them.
Date Archives August 2007
Rock and roll thighs
My thighs hurt from playing too much Guitar Hero. How sad is that? I have discovered after playing roughly ten hours of Guitar Hero this weekend (on two separate nights at two different venues) that…
Slowing down
I’ve got nothing to say. I am not sure what’s wrong with me. This doesn’t happen too often, but there it is. Everything I try to say comes out as annoying and forced, and this…
Wilco to play Northrup
Wilco announces Minneapolis date (Thank you God).
AC Newman marries, I consider the nunnery
Damnit One of my all-time favorite imaginary boyfriends got married, I hate when they do that to me. [via]
Crackpot Theory #64: Why Jack Kerouac is still popular even though he sucks
There are many things I don’t understand. Physics, how the average person can tolerate seeing or hearing Gwen Stefani without wanting to punch someone in the neck, and the weird, fanatical love lavished on Jack…