So my brother-in-law Tony is in the hospital. He’s having some weird heart problems. This is freaky enough. Apparently he went in last night some time. I say apparently, because the only reason I even found out he was in the hospital was by reading my sister’s blog.
Fuck. Come on!
Immediately upon reading it, I call Sister #3 to find out what the hell is going on. Even though I call Sister #3’s house, Sister #2 picked up the phone. She’s babysitting.
“WHAT THE HELL?” I screeched into the phone.
“What?” She asked.
“Uh, Tony,” I said.
“Yeah, they don’t know anything.”
“So why didn’t anyone call me?”
“She didn’t want to get everyone all worried.”
“So I can read about it on her blog, that’s not gonna get me worried?”
“I know,” Sister #2 said. “The only reason I know is because #4 was at my house when #3 called.”
“So the only people that don’t know are me and Mom,” I said.
“Well she better call Mom before she reads it on the Internet.”
I can’t believe she didn’t call.