Episodes watched: 20
Episodes still to watch: 4
# of Episodes watched mostly on fast forward: 6
Hours until party: 4
Hours of TV still to watch: 2.7
Approximate Hours Slept: 6
Number of naps planned: 1
Approximate innocent bystander body count: 38
Times Jack Bauer has made me cry: 6
Number of times I’ve had to bounce in my chair and clap my hands in utter delight at Jack’s preposterous escapes: 12
Number of Vice Presidents played by the same guy who played Leland Palmer on Twin Peaks: 1
Times I’ve seen the actor who played Ponyboy Curtis’s name on the opening credits: 2
Times I’ve seen Ponyboy Curtis on the show: 0
Number of times I had to got to IMDB to find out who Ponyboy played: 1
Number of minutes Ponyboy was on screen and I didn’t recognize him: 23
How many times I’ve wanted to kill the hobbitguy: 67
Approximate number of tears shed when hobbitguy killed himself to save the others: 6
Tally of swarthy Russian terrorists I’ve found attractive: 4
Internal Government Moles discovered thus far: 4
Jack Bauer fantasy fueled orgasms: 3
Braincells that have committed suicide in protest to all this TV watching: 14,382