For my birthday some of my Westernerd pals made a little song in my honor. It’s filled with inside Westernerd jokes (i.e. how i always say Monkey broke my glasses and my insane crush on…
Date Archives 2006
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched
These are the flowers of the apocalypse from Al, the cutest girl on earth™. They were waiting for me here at Hell, Inc along with a 52-ounce bag of peanut M&Ms, easily the biggest bag…
Coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
Truth be told, I’m a little bit disappointed. It’s my birthday and all, and it’s 6.6.06, so where is the plague of locusts? Where is the rapture? There were people driving in cars on my…
That’s great it starts with an earthquake, birds, and snakes or Happy Apocalyptic Birthday to me
It might be the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine. How can I not feel fine? I’m 34 now. Well technically, I won’t be 34 until 6:36 p.m. That’s…
The calm before the 06.06.06 storm
So it’s only Monday, the day before my birthday (tomorrow 06.06.06, duh) and the birthday bonanza has begun. It’s so damn dorky, but I love my birthday. I’m turning 34 and I still get so…
Come on baby make sweet love to me or, how the patrons of Park Tavern came to think that I put out
On saturday night, one of my very best friends in the entire world announced to a crowded bar that I “put out.” If I close my eyes I can still feel the heat of my…