Yeah, I’m totally fucked. And not in a good way. It’s after midnight as I write this. I have a meeting in just under 8 hours, and the sleep is nowhere to be found. I…
Date Archives 2006
On Crackpot Theories, Kelly’s birthday, and being unmarried at 34
Today is my friend Kelly’s 30th birthday. I envy her the magic of turning 30. Without a doubt, my 30s have been the best decade of my life. Of course, when I was in my…
I wanna Ramone You
I Wanna Ramone You, by Frank Portman, a song from the book King Dork.
RIP Smurphy Brown
Okay, so that sucked. After waiting the longest 30 minutes to ever happen and then adding an additional 25 minutes just to make the wait extra excruciating, Sister #4 had to put little Murphy to…
The longest 30 minutes to ever happen
Smurphy Brown, Sister #4’s cat is sick. I came out of my New Castle-induced hangover haze long enough on Wednesday to notice that I hadn’t seen Murphy at all. This was quite unusual because Murphy…
Practicing a little self restraint
I spoil myself rotten. I am not very good with NO! Especially when it comes to catering to every single one of my whims, which is why I often spend Sundays in a reading, practicing,…