The PiPress’ Chris Hewitt has had it with “Hallelujah”.
Date Archives 2006
Wired for sound
I made the mistake of stopping by Caribou for a delicious Chocolate Cooler this morning. Now I remember why it is I choose to eschew coffee except when I’m incredibly tired, because I’m vibrating right…
Passive-aggressive playtime
My new favorite thing? To pretend to be the voice of Paco and say things like “I can’t wait until you move, you whore” to Sister #4. She laughs, I laugh, Paco’s none the wiser….
Riddle me this: More problems with eating fruit
So really, is there any way on earth to eat a banana that doesn’t make it look like you’re gobbling a giant cock? Because if there is, I need to know. Really. I’m blushing here…
As our time together grows ever shorter
Me (singing along to the Fruit of the Loom commercial): Daddy wears his t-shirt in the cold Kentucky rain While a boy in pure white briefs looks out a foggy window pain And even though…
Coming all the way to work
Yesterday I posted a giant picture of my breasts, so it seems quite appropriate that I can’t seem to stop listening to The Kooks’ Jackie Big Tits today. So I figured that I might as…