Aziz Ansari is forced to carry around a boombox playing the world’s shittiest mixtape. What should be on the shittiest mixtape?
Date Archives 2006
The quickest way to my heart
Come over to my desk to help me with an annoying computer problem. While being the knight in shining armor ask, “is that Mike Doughty?” referring to the music issuing forth from the headphones wrapped…
Holy mother-of-pearl Batman, nerdiness is genetic
It’s roughly 900 degrees outside, and it has been that hot for like a week. Welcome to the arctic tundra. Anyway, I’m sitting in the office here working my ass off and shivering. Working my…
The one where I decide my Bookclub is trying to kill me
It has come to my attention that my bookclub is trying to kill me– kill me with their shitty, shitty taste in books. First there was the shitty shitty Secret Life of Bees, then the…
State of the Union of the Snake
I just sent this to my friend Kelly (not that Kelly but a different one): I took have been crazy busy with summer and working and Sister #4 soon-to-be leaving my humble abode. It’s kind…
Which old witch? The Wicked Witch
While the munchkins were singing ‘ding dong the witch is dead,’ Nolie, who is two and a half, was standing next to me with both hands shoved into the pockets of his khaki shorts. Mid-song…