at this point my biological clock made such a racket that max and jaycie thought that perhaps the tornado sirens were going off.
Date Archives 2005
moments after this was taken we all broke into a rousing rendition of the itsy bitsy spider
except when the rain came along it didn’t wash the spider out, no it washed the nolie out.
firetruck! firetruck! firetruck! it’s raining men*
*that’s a mike doughty reference that you probably aren’t gonna get, but that i could not resist.
Ookabanana
ok, as if monkeys aren’t hard enough to resist, how do you resist a baby dressed up as a monkey? if i could have i would have eaten little liam right up!
honey you’re just a kid, your eyes say i did
i’m so down in the dumps and frowny today that even new books couldn’t cheer me up. not even the imported tasty belgian chocolates that seamus brought in could bring a geniune smile to my…
my jokes would be so much funnier if i didn’t laugh at them
“it seems everyone has a reality show now,” i said. “everyone does,” mel said. “i don’t,” i said. “which is why i have a blog.”