the sisterclub’s unhealthy obsession with local tv personalities

when Paul Magers left KARE 11 last year. you would have thought it was the end of the world. seriously, i thought sisters #2 & #3 were going to go into mourning. but somehow they managed to bounce back. Sister #3 always said, well at least i still have Kenny. she has had a weird fetish for as long as i can remember.

well last week CJ floated the rumor that Kenny was leaving KARE 11. sister #3 collapsed into a pile of sobbing goo and sister #4 went right to the horse. she e-mailed Ken Barlow. and today she got this e-mail:
—–Original Message—–
From: Barlow, Ken
Sent: Monday, September 26, 2005 4:12 PM
To: Sister #4
Subject: RE: Rumor?

It is only a rumor right now…we have no plans on leaving at this time. Thanks for the kind words! Ken

Ken Barlow, Chief Meteorologist KARE 11 News

i think i heard sister #3’s sigh of relief all the way over here or that might have been her screech of jealousy that sister #4 got an e-mail from kenny barlow.

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