the second to last time he was here, the show sold out before i could get tickets.

the last time he was here my dad landed in the hospital, so i missed the show.

but this time he can escape me and the laser beams of lust i will be shooting from my eyes as i stand in the back of first ave and he struts his stuff on stage.

that’s right.

I GOT TICKETS FOR MIKE DOUGHTY!

let us all do a happy dance of joy in my honor.