thanks to the writer’s almanac, i know that today is the birthday of J.M. Barrie the author of Peter Pan. Peter Pan was my favorite book as a a kid. I remember seeing the play…
Date Archives May 2005
so what in the hell have you been doing for the past four days
1. i went to a bowling banquet, there are pictures and everything, but you’ll have to wait about that. 2. i got a super swanky laptop (from work)and after much tearing of hear, swearing, sweating…
this is our emergency
oh my god! do you realize there are only 28 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY! you’d better get shopping now. remember i like orange flowers, books, and various other junk that i forget that i like…
i really, really want to mess with texas
ok, i just saw the line-up for the Austin City Limits Festival and now i have an overwhelming urge to go to Texas in September. if we do go (and you’re coming right?) though, we…
it’s just gonna be the minion appreciation day because well, it’s her last day
“those who laugh loud also cry hard,” i said, reading from the fortune i had just slipped out of my cookie. “ha!” the minion said. “often one right after the other, repeatedly throughout the day.”…
quote of the day
the minion on interpreting the dream she had last night: “i think freud would say that i’m not cut out for marriage, or penises and i turn into a strange, arid-climate mammal when approached by…