well it doesn’t look like they’re gonna cancel. that means me and partner (the new official name for the web design goddess formerly known here simply as jess) have to go have our very first ever client meeting. i am so nervous i could vomit up that peanut butter and jelly sandwich i had for lunch. i’m so nervous i could probably vomit up what you had for lunch too.

the first client meeting. i have to schmooze adn stuff. i have to pretend to be friendly and not just a bitter, bitter, angry artist type. i have to remember not to say damn right motherfucker, because that would be totally unprofessional.

god i hope this goes well.