since i finished Maile Meloy’s Half in Love, had eaten nothing but toast and peanut butter for two days, and played enough Bejeweled 2 to leave me in a coma, the time had come. i…
Date Archives December 2004
welcome to my world of ick – central standard time
yesterday was lost in a pool of rage and ick. really, just a pointless day that i think i should get comped for because it was so dreary. it started off bad and went to…
will, i found it.
will! will! will! in a comment earlier, will pointed out that it was Calvin and Hobbes that talked about the invention of color. and after must exhaustive searching. I FOUND THE STRIP. you have no…
the creepiest grocery store on the block
a few months ago i had a creepy dream about a creepy grocery store. tonight, i visited the grocery store from my dream. really. it gave me the shivers it was so creepy. see, they…
Lies I told my niece and nephew (ages 6 & 7) while babysitting this weekend
• Color wasn’t invented until 1956 (this is an idea that I stole from some movie or book or story i read somewhere– I can’t remember where so I cannot credit the source) • The…