in just over nine hours i will get to see the man, the myth, the legend live and in person at the pantages theater. my heart gets a little jittery in my chest if i think about it too much.

of course, underneath that jittery heart is my vomitous stomach. see, i decided it would be a good idea to go to lee’s and meet a whole slug of the westernerds from the Men Without Ties message board.

what was i thinking? i hate meeting people. hate hate hate it. why do i get myself into these situations?

of some comfort, is my horoscope for today:
Each and every word you utter will be an amazingly witty, charming and seductive invitation. Now that you know, be sure not to utter in the wrong direction. You wouldn’t want to start something you won’t want to finish, right?

they don’t stand a chance do they?