so yeah, one of the crtiques of my story that i totally didn’t agree with was that a 29-year-old virgin would never say words like “loogie” or “barf.” it’s too immature one of my classmates said. it just jarred him from the story because someone of that age wouldn’t use those words. and i’m sorta thinking so yeah she’s a 29-year-old virgin obsessed with losing her virginity and willing to do most anything to have sex, there’s something not quite right with her to begin with. using loogie and barf are the least of her problems. but of course, i couldn’t say anything.
apparently he’s from planet somewhere i don’t live. because i know 30somethings who use words like loogie and barf all the damn time. these are the same 30something who still laugh at the word poop, because poop is funny.
nyeah.
poop is way funny, and i’ll think it’s funny until the day i die. i hope i never have to visit a land where poop isn’t funny.
Guess what, now you can say you know 40-somethings who say loogie and barf. Lord knows we laugh at poop, not to mention farts.
You know what else is funny?
Dog balls.
Shit balls, too. Just ask Wendy.
Poop and loogies and barf? Fucking hilarious!
Plop plop.
clearly you are all very immature. i have phlegm issues and i vomit or is it really called something like reverse peristalsis? that might be heartburn, i can’t remember.
Poopie.
{keels over laughing}
See, it’s even funny to those of us who are thirty-*cough*hack*wheeze*…ish. Thirtyish.
APPARENTLY THIS MORON HAD NEVER READ MY BOOK “MISERY.” I MEAN, LIKE REALLY. POOPIE IS ALWAYS FUNNY, AND IF IT WORKS FOR ME – AND REMEMBER, I’M THE KING! – THEN IT SHOULD WORK FOR ANYBODY.
I APPARENTLY THIS MORON HAD NEVER READ MY BOOK “MISERY.” I MEAN, LIKE REALLY. POOPIE IS ALWAYS FUNNY, AND IF IT WORKS FOR ME – AND REMEMBER, I’M THE KING! – THEN IT SHOULD WORK FOR ANYBODY.
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i’m 29, i say loogie and barf. nothing immature or wrong with that at all. 🙂
and poop is always funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Poop.
“Poop” has always been one of my favorite words. How can anyone not love that word?
Poop!
I have several 29 year old friends that would absolutely use the words loogie, barf, and poop, probably in the same sentence, too.