i feel a little like i got hit by the hormonal train. i’m angry, bored, restless, and all those other intangible emotions you can never quite explain but feel nonetheless. it doesn’t help that the workplace has slowed down for the time being, making me angrier and more bored than i should be. but, really, there’s nothing worse than being at work with nothing to do. of course that will all change probably by wednesday when i will be at work with too much to do. that’s how it is here.
my sense of humor is missing, there is a reward.
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The teacher is reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She gets to the part where the first foolish piggie goes to build his house. “He said to the man, ‘Please sir, I’d like some straw to build a fine house for my brothers and I.’ What do you suppose the man said to the silly little piggie?”, she solicited. Little Tommy stood up and raised his hand. “Yes, Tommy. Go ahead.” Tommy took a deep breath. “He said ‘Holy shit! A talking pig!'”
Whenever someone comes up to you for the rest of the day and asks you to do something, assigns you something or even just visits, I dare you not to laugh as you mentally give the knee jerk mental reaction of, “Holy shit! A talking pig!”