my horoscope said that today, “Someone you’ve been admiring from afar is about to let you know that the feeling has been extremely mutual.” so yeah, it’s almost 2 p.m. and i’m STILL waiting, and clearly this afar admirer doesn’t realize how very impatient i am. hello, it’s 1:30 and all mutual admirable feelings should be clearly stated by no later than 11:30 a.m., don’t you think?