1. when i told FFJ i was sick, she told me whooping cough was going around, and she’s the type of woman who knows these sorts of things.

2. i’ve had whooping cough before and i know this stressed out feeling in my chest isn’t your average cold.

3. the last time i had whooping cough, i sounded just like this guy. this time it’s not so bad.

4. i have all the symptoms.