“cut out all the exclamation marks. an exclamation mark is like laughing at your own joke, f. scott fitzgerald,” i said over my left shoulder, my face pointed to the back of my cube. “if…
Date Archives June 2004
UH loves me this i know
clearly UH loves me more than any of the gmail having bitches (and you know who you are) i thought were my friends. because now i have gmail and i rock the casbah and if’n…
call me chauncey
if my mom had any imagination whatsoever she would have totally named me Chauncey Billups, because that name would be perfect for me, don’t you think?
an ode to lunch
sung to the tune of Green Acres (this cool punk rock version). Qdoba is the place for me. fresh veggies are the life for me. Sour cream spreadin’ out so far and wide. Keep chipotle,…
fun dipping
i decided all on my own that it would be a good idea to bust into some of the Lik-M-Aid Fun Dip i got for my birthday. since there are three flavors, GrapeYUMPTIOUS, Cherry-YUMDIDDLY, and…
seven ways to make me smile
a smile with your name on it is guaranteed if you: 1. leave a message on my voice mail 2. text message me on sara the swanky cell phone 3. say “i was just thinking…