1. after letting jaycie and max watch the animated “Clerks” series, max starts running around saying “My name is Silent Bob and I work at the Quicky Stop,” and i cannot resist arguing with him because silent bob doesn’t actually talk in the animated series.

2. when we listen to the CD that they made, i giggle louder than both of them at the Shaggy line “we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor.”

3. max comes running over with big sad eyes claiming that paco hissed at him and looked like he was gonna scratch him i said, “probably because you are pissing him off.”

4. i slept the entire time they watched “the triplets of belleville.”

6. i keep asking max if i can keep his really cute little blue with yellow stars on it plastic dragon that he got from target.

7. i called them wonderweenies for not knowing tomorrow was my birthday.

8. i laughed really loudly at jaycie’s most sincere interpretive dance done to “wide open spaces” by the dixie chicks.