i was sitting here pondering making some chili and thinking about how hard it is to avoid one of my cousin joey’s silly blonde friends at the grocery store, when Leather Tuscadero popped into my…
Date Archives 2003
fucked by the taxman
i got a notice from the MN Dept. of Revenue in the mail today. apparently they gave me back too much money on my property tax rebate back in 2000. now guess who owes them…
two more things
it’s 3:03 p.m. and i haven’t gotten dressed yet. i’m trying not to feel guilty about such sloth. i know that i need to unwind and not wearing clothes helps, but it’s hard. i’m in…
an ode to joy
it’s not much of a secret that when i was a kid i really, really wanted to be a ballerina when i grew up. sadly it wasn’t meant to be. mostly because i’m too big…
toddler-head-kissing writing teachers
i slept my ass off last night, which was so good. but so bad at the same time because now my back hurts. of course, i dreamt. i dreamt that robert (my writing teacher) was…
more conversations from the bowling alley
“try this,” stink said shoving a piece of beef stick he was eating towards me. “no, i don’t eat red meat.” “are you a lesbian,” lane asked. “no.” “oh, i was just checking.” “why don’t…