“did you try the green ones yet,” i asked pat as he dug in the laffy taffy basket. “yeah, i didn’t like the spoojy powder stuff,” he said. “what are you a wuss?” “no.” “you’re…
Date Archives 2003
press between opposing bodies
for reasons i can’t explain i have decided to develop a crush on the artistiguy here at work. he’s not new, he’s been here for like two years. he’s like an olderthanme guy and he…
bet your bottom dollar you lose the blues
i don’t admit this often. mostly because i don’t want people to feel bad and because it’s just completely doofy. but i have a giant blogcrush on Robin the Wordmistress. you should go over and…
leave me here to my devices
i turned off the the “Come Feel Me Tremble” DVD and sat down at my desk around 7:30 tonight. i blinked and now it’s nearly 10 o’clock. that was fucking magical. i got so totally…
a giraffe’s tongue is almost 2 feet long
we have roughly 18 pounds of leftover halloween candy sitting on the treat table located right next to me. of the 18 pounds about 2 of it are those two-per trick-or-treat size starburst. someone opened…
waste of paint
for those of you playing along at home, the current songcrush of the day is bright eyes’ “Waste Of Paint”. these lyrics made my chest explode because i was breathing so fast: As I hide…