if i had gone with my gut and fled work at 4:30 when i wanted to, i wouldn’t still be here working. how fair is this? i’m on vacation tomorrow, isn’t it like my right…
Date Archives 2003
the sky, the sky
i am not working tomorrow, which means the entire company may just implode — at least that’s the way they’re acting. why does the sky have to fall when all i want to do is…
more happy gramminess
written on my page of dialog, As I said in class, Jodi, this has a wonderful sisterly tone – familiarity – long-knowing – exasperating – etc. Nice job. but even better than that was the…
just kicking it
the male portion of the wondergeek twins just came back from soccer practice: “i am pretty impressed though,” he said. “i scored two goals.” “really,” i asked. “who was the goalie?” “well, we didn’t really…
whoring about
c’mon darling ones. i know you can spare $5 to donate to a good cause. this is the last time i’m asking, for you to sponsor me in the Blogathon. i know i ask for…
state of the union
our uterus is in complete revolt. the midol forces have been brought in to quell the unrest. it has come to our attention that dentyne ice arctic chill is the toilet bowl cleanerest tasting gum…