chapter 5 and i are fighting. i don’t know why it can’t be all easy peasy like its siblings chapters 1, 2, 3 & 4. clearly chapter five has some issues.

really, it’s not chapter 5’s fault alone. most of chapter 5’s problems are coming from Microsoft Word. We’re having a few formatting issues. these issues are pissing me off, because well, Word is a slutty bitch who stole my ex boyfriend that i’m forced to work with.

so what’s a copyeditor to do with a difficult chapter 5 and a slutty Microsoft Word? well, she cracks a fresh diet pepsi, and makes some time for cheese and crackers. then she proclaims she’s a train of winnepeg, because she wants to be a weakerthan when she grows up.