that position has been or will soon be posted. my bossboss encouraged me to apply for it. she said i had the same chance as anyone else and i have to jump through the same hoops.
darlingones, i want this like you wouldn’t believe. are any of you skilled resume writers?
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I wouldn’t say I’m an expert, but I’m pretty good at rewording current resumes. I’ve had good luck with several that I’ve revised.
You can email me your resume and I can take a look, if you’d like.
you are the best!
I wish I was a good resume writer. As it is, I tend to finish by saying things like, “Cleans up real nice.” Ugh.
Under OBJECTIVE, don’t forget to put in “To move into a position where I can use my uber-effectiveness, smartypantsism and superjodiessence in helping an organization grow, leaving me with phat lewt and gonzo bonusii.”
Be sure to list “bodacious ta-ta’s” under UNIQUE QUALITIES.