i will have you know that my shirt, shoes, bag, and underpants all match today– and they are black. i had to switch to the luggage in honor of the impending bowling season, because now…
Date Archives September 2003
fixing the feng shui
i’ve decided that my reasons for not sleeping is my bedroom. it’s too messy and cluttered and the bed needs to move. i wanna take a cue from miranda on sex and the city, maybe…
point of clarification
the job description wasn’t on the bossman’s desk, it was on the bossboss’ desk. i’ve decided to cool it and not obsess for a bit. she might offer me the job, or eventually she’ll have…
lack of booty causes problems
you know, i’ve decided if my ass were bigger i wouldn’t have the pants falling down problem that i am currently experiencing. maybe i need a belt or something.
98 days of summer
since today is the unofficial last day of summer, and school starts tomorrow, i present: How I Spent My Summer Vacation By Jodi C. 01. turned 31 02. didn’t go to the Dixie Chicks concert…
and i remembered everything you’d say
today, i am Antsy.